Friday, 30 December 2011

Shri Ramchander kah gaya sia se
Aisa kalyug aayega

Anna rahega bhookha pyasa
Kasab biryani khayega...!!!

Mera Bharat Mahan ?
Excellent one by God,


Some one asked to God: "If everything is already written in your destiny, then why should we wish ?"


God smiled and said: May be I had written - "AS YOU WISH"
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Tuesday, 27 December 2011

Husband apni Wife se (suhagraat ko):
Darling apna chand sa chehra to dikaho...
Chehra dekte hi husband bola:
Arey tumhare chehre par to kale dhabbe or gadde hai,
tumhare maa baap ne mujhe dhoka diya hai.
Wife: Darlin nayi khojo se chand ka yahi roop samne aaya hai.
Whats the diff btween Watch and Wife?
Ek kharaab hoti hai to band ho jaati hai aur
doosri kharab hoti hai to chaloo ho jati hai
Wife: Agar main mar jaun to tum kya karoge?
Husband: Shayad main mar jaunga.
Wife: Kyon?
Husband: Kabhi kabhi zyada kushi janleva hoti hai.
Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha.
Achanak bijli chamki, badal garje,
jor se barish start ho gayi.
Dukhi aadmi: Lagta hai pahunch gay!
Marriage Broker: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Man: Mujhe chand jaisi biwi chahiye,
jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!
Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa.
Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji?
Husband: Aise jaise Bhagwan Vishnu shesh naag ki Godh mein lete hon.
There is no exercise better for the heart
than reaching down and lifting people up.

~ John Andrew Holmes

Be Creative... Better Ways!

A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: "I am blind, please help." There were only a few coins in the hat.

A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the hat. He then took the sign, turned it around, and wrote some words. He put the sign back so that everyone who walked by would see the new words.

Soon the hat began to fill up. A lot more people were giving money to the blind boy. That afternoon the man who had changed the sign came to see how things were. The boy recognized his footsteps and asked, "Were you the one who changed my sign this morning? What did you write?"

The man said, "I only wrote the truth. I said what you said but in a different way.

What he had written was: "Today is a beautiful day and I cannot see it."

Do you think the first sign and the second sign were saying the same thing? Of course both signs told people the boy was blind. But the first sign simply told people to help by putting some money in the hat. The second sign told people that they were able to enjoy the beauty of the day, but the boy could not enjoy it because he was blind. The first sign simply said the boy was blind. The second sign told people they were so lucky that they were not blind. Should we be surprised that the second sign was more effective?

:: Moral of the Story ::

Be creative. Be innovative. Think differently. THERE IS ALWAYS A BETTER WAY!

Be thankful for what you have. Someone else has less. Help where you can and make it great for the needful.

Gita Message :: Lord Krishna

The Tea Cup
There was a couple who used to go to England to shop in the beautiful stores. They both liked antiques and pottery and especially teacups. This was their twenty-fifth wedding anniversary.

One day in this beautiful shop they saw a beautiful teacup.They said, "May we see that? We've never seen one quite so beautiful."

As the lady handed it to them, suddenly the teacup spoke. "You don't understand," it said. "I haven't always been a teacup.

There was a time when I was red and I was clay. My master took me and rolled me and patted me over and over and I yelled out, "let me alone", but he only smiled, "Not yet."

"Then I was placed on a spinning wheel," the teacup said, "and suddenly I was spun around and around and around.Stop it! I'm getting dizzy! I screamed. But the master only nodded and said, 'Not yet.'

Then he put me in the oven. I never felt such heat. I wondered why he wanted to burn me, and I yelled and knocked at the door. I could see him through the opening and I could read his lips as He shook his head, 'Not yet.'

Finally the door opened, he put me on the shelf, and I began to cool. 'There, that's better,' I said. And he brushed and painted me all over. The fumes were horrible. I thought I would gag. 'Stop it, stop it!' I cried. He only nodded, 'Not yet.'

Then suddenly he put me back into the oven, not like the first one. This was twice as hot and I knew I would suffocate. I begged. I pleaded. I screamed. I cried. All the time I could see him through the opening nodding his head saying, 'Not yet.'

Then I knew there wasn't any hope. I would never make it. I was ready to give up. But the door opened and he took me out and placed me on the shelf. One hour later he handed me a mirror and said, 'Look at yourself.And I did. I said, 'That's not me; that couldn't be me. It's beautiful. I'm beautiful.'

'I want you to remember, then,' he said, 'I know it hurts to be rolled and patted, but if I had left you alone, you'd have dried up.

I know it made you dizzy to spin around on the wheel, but if I had stopped, you would have crumbled. I knew it hurt and was hot and disagreeable in the oven, but if I hadn't put you there, you would have cracked.

I know the fumes were bad when I brushed and painted you all over, but if I hadn't done that, you never would have hardened; you would not have had any color in your life. And if I hadn't put you back in that second oven,you wouldn't survive for very long because the hardness would not have held. Now you are a finished product. You are what I had in mind when I first began with you.

:: Moral Of The Story ::

God knows what He's doing (for all of us). He is the Potter, and we are His clay. He will mold us and make us, so that we may be made into a flawless piece of work to fulfill His good, pleasing, and perfect will.

No temptation has seized you except what is common to man. And God is faithful; he will not tempt you beyond what you can bear; but with the temptation also make a way to escape, that you may be able to bear it.
Be Focused :: Short Motivational Message
An ancient Indian sage was teaching his disciples the art of archery. He put a wooden bird as the target and asked them to aim at the eye of the bird.

The first disciple was asked to describe what he saw. He said, "I see the trees, the branches, the leaves, the sky, the bird and its eye..."

The sage asked this disciple to wait. Then he asked the second disciple the same question and he replied, "I only see the eye of the bird."

The sage said, "Very good, then shoot." The arrow went straight and hit the eye of the bird.
A - Avoid Negative Sources, Thoughts, People.
B - Believe in Yourself.
C - Consider things from all angles.
D - Don't Give up or Give In.
E - Enjoy Life Today. Tomorrow may not come.
F - Family and Friends are Hidden Treasures. Gift of God to you.
G - Give more than you Planned to Give.
H - Hang on to your Dreams.
I - Ignore those who Discourage you.
J - Just Do it!
K - Keep doing no matter how hard it seems! It will become easier.
L - Love yourself First and Most.
M – Make it Happen.
N - Never Lie, Cheat or Steal. Always strike a fair deal.
O – Own up your Mistakes. That is the least you can do.
P – Practice makes you Perfect.
Q – Quitters Never Win and Winners never Quit.
R – Read, Study and Learn everything Important in your Life.
S – Stop Procrastinating.
T – Take Control of your Destiny.
U – Understand yourself better to understand others.
V - Visualize It!
W - Want it more than anything.
X – Xcellerate your efforts.
Y – You are Unique of God’s Creation. Nothing can Replace you.
Z – Zero in your target and Go for it.
God Gave Me Nothing I Wanted
He Gave Me Everything I Needed
When I Asked God for Peace
He Showed Me How to Help Others
When I Asked God for Favors
He Showed Me Opportunities to Work Hard
When I Asked God for Wealth
He Showed Me How to Work Hard
When I Asked God for Happiness
He Showed Me Some Unhappy People
When I Asked God for Brain & Brown
He Gave Me Puzzles in Life to Solve
When I Asked God for Strength
He Gave Me Difficult Situations to Face

Sunday, 25 December 2011

Santa to Wife- Main New-Zealand vich kudiyan nal BUNGEE jumping khoob enjoy kitti.

Wife- Aur Maine vi pind vich mundya naal MANJI (bed) jumping khub Enjoy kitti. :P
Don't judge a person by what other's say

The person may be true to you but not to others

Because the same sun which melts the ice hardens the clay too..
A very nice observation:

The world's best friends never have the same nature

They just have the best 'understanding' of their 'differences'
Walking alone is not difficult...

But when we walked a mile with someone, then coming back alone is more difficult....
Sharing problems & asking for help doesn't mean that we are weak or incompetent,

It usually indicates an advanced level of trust.......
Beautiful truth against gravity:

The heart feels light when someone is in it.

But it feels very heavy when someone leaves it......
Heart melting words:

Tears will'nt come when u miss a person,

It comes when u don't want to miss a person....just feel it!!!
When we were small we laughed less

But there was infinite hidden happiness as we grow up we learn to laugh more to hide the unspoken sadness
Loving someone doesn't need a reason

If u can explain why u love someone it's called 'like'

If u can't explain it's simply called 'love'
A heart dies when it is not able to share its feelings..

But a heart kills itself when another heart doesn't understands its feelings....
Perfect pearl:

Rememeber that no one will understand you perfectly in life

Just give credit to those who have atleast tried to do it...
We work for making better tomorrow

But when tomorrow comes instead of enjoying again we start thinking for better tomorrow.

Thts life
One of the very true & greatest illusions of life is that....

"we always believe there is more time in tomorrow then today"
A true quote:

If silence is meant to be the best for all situations...then why we all get so hurt when people don't talk to us??
5 mistake of manmohan G:
1) 2G
2) 3G
3) CWG
4) Listening to soniaG
5) Forgetting annaG
Ho gaya so ho gaya,
AB to sudhar jao
SARDAR G
"Opinions are like hand watches.

Everyone's watch shows different time from others.

But,

Everyone believes that their time is correct."

Tuesday, 20 December 2011

8 Lies of my Mother

8 Lies of my Mother
This story begins when I was a child: I was born poor. Often we hadn't enough to eat. Whenever we had some food, Mother often gave me her portion of rice. While she was transferring her rice into my bowl, she would say "Eat this rice, son! I'm not hungry."

This was Mother's First Lie.

As I grew, Mother gave up her spare time to fish in a river near our house; she hoped that from the fish she caught, she could give me a little bit more nutritious food for my growth. Once she had caught just two fish, she would make fish soup. While I was eating the soup, mother would sit beside me and eat the what was still left on the bone of the fish I had eaten, My heart was touched when I saw it. Once I gave the other fish to her on my chopstick but she immediately refused it and said, "Eat this fish, son! I don't really like fish."
This was Mother's Second Lie.

Then, in order to fund my education, Mother went to a Match Factory to bring home some used matchboxes, which she filled with fresh matchsticks. This helped her get some money to cover our needs. One wintry night I awoke to find Mother filling the matchboxes by candlelight. So I said, "Mother, go to sleep; it's late: you can continue working tomorrow morning." Mother smiled and said "Go to sleep, son! I'm not tired."
This was Mother's Third Lie.

When I had to sit my Final Examination, Mother accompanied me. After dawn, Mother waited for me for hours in the heat of the sun. When the bell rang, I ran to meet her.. Mother embraced me and poured me a glass of tea that she had prepared in a thermos. The tea was not as strong as my Mother's love, Seeing Mother covered with perspiration, I at once gave her my glass and asked her to drink too. Mother said "Drink, son! I'm not thirsty!".
This was Mother's Fourth Lie.

After Father's death, Mother had to play the role of a single parent. She held on to her former job; she had to fund our needs alone. Our family's life was more complicated. We suffered from starvation. Seeing our family's condition worsening, my kind Uncle who lived near my house came to help us solve our problems big and small. Our other neighbors saw that we were poverty stricken so they often advised my mother to marry again. But Mother refused to remarry saying "I don't need love."
This was Mother's Fifth Lie.

After I had finished my studies and gotten a job, it was time for my old Mother to retire but she carried on going to the market every morning just to sell a few vegetables. I kept sending her money but she was steadfast and even sent the money back to me. She said, "I have enough money."
That was Mother's Sixth Lie.

I continued my part-time studies for my Master's Degree. Funded by the American Corporation for which I worked, I succeeded in my studies. With a big jump in my salary, I decided to bring Mother to enjoy life in America but Mother didn't want to bother her son; she said to me "I'm not used to high living."
That was Mother's Seventh Lie.

In her dotage, Mother was attacked by cancer and had to be hospitalized. Now living far across the ocean, I went home to visit Mother who was bedridden after an operation. Mother tried to smile but I was heartbroken because she was so thin and feeble but Mother said, "Don't cry, son! I'm not in pain."
That was Mother's Eighth Lie.

Telling me this, her eighth lie, she died. YES, MOTHER WAS AN ANGEL! M - O - T - H - E - R

"M" is for the Million things she gave me,
"O" means Only that she's growing old,
"T" is for the Tears she shed to save me,
"H" is for her Heart of gold,
"E" is for her Eyes with love-light shining in them,
"R" means Right, and right she'll always be,

Put them all together, they spell "MOTHER" a word that means the world to me.

For those of you who are lucky to be still blessed with your Mom's presence on Earth, this story is beautiful. For those who aren't so blessed, this is even more beautiful.

Be Good To Yourself!

Trust yourself

You know what you want and need.


Put yourself first.
You can't be anything for anybody else

unless you take care of yourself.


Let your feelings be known.
They are important.

Express your opinions.
It's good to hear yourself talk.


Value your thinking.
You do it well.

Take the time and space you need.
Even if other people are wanting something from you.


When you need something, don't talk yourself out of it.
Even if you can't have it, it's ok to need.

When you are scared, let someone know.
Isolating yourself when you're scared makes it worse.



When you feel like running away,

let yourself feel the scare.
Think about what you fear will happen
and decide what you need to do.

When you're angry, let yourself feel the anger.


Decide what you want to do.
Just feel it, express it, or take some action.

When you're sad, think about what would be comforting.


When you're hurt, tell the person who hurt you.
Keeping it inside makes it grow.

When you have work to do and you don't want to do it,
Decide what really needs to be done and what can wait.
When you want somethingfrom someone else, ask.
You'll be okay if they say no.
Asking is being true to yourself.

When you need help, ask.
Trust people to say no if they don't want to give.


When people turn you down,
It usually has to do with them, and not with you.
Ask someone else for what you need.

When you feel alone, know there are people
who want to be with you.
Fantasize what it would be like to be with each of them.
Decide if you want to make that happen.


When you feel anxious, let yourself know that in your head.
You've moved into the future to something scary
And your body has gotten up the energy for it.

Come back to the present.

When you want to say something loving to someone,
go ahead.
Expressing your feeling is not a commitment


When someone yells at you, physically support yourself
By relaxing into your chair or putting your feet firmly on the floor.
Remember to breathe.
Think about the message they are trying to get across to you.


When you're harassing yourself, stop.
You do it when you need something.
Figure out what you need and get it.

When everything seems wrong,
You are overwhelmed and need some comforting.
Ask for it.
Afterwards, you can think about what you need to do.


When you want to talk to someone new and are scared,
breathe.
Don't start rehearsing, just plunge in.
If it doesn't go well, you can stop.

If you're doing something you don't like to do,
(such as smoking or overeating), Stop.
Think about what you really want.


If you're stuck and can't think clearly,
talk out loud to someone.

When you can't think straight,
Stop thinking. Feel.

When you're in need of love, reach out.
There are people who love you.


When you're confused, it's usually because you think you should
Do one thing and you want to do another.
Dialogue with yourself or present both sides to a friend.

When you feel harried, slow down.
Deliberately slow your breathing, your speech, and your movements.


When you have tears, cry.
When you feel like crying and it's not a safe place to cry,
Acknowledge your pain and promise yourself a good cry later.
Keep your promise.


When everything seems gray, look for color.

If one of these rules seems wrong for you, talk about it with someone.
Then, rewrite it so it fits you.
Remember, Be Good To Yourself!
I don’t know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
If you jog in a jogging suit, lounge in lounging pajamas, and smoke in a smoking jacket, WHY would anyone want to wear a windbreaker??

And best of all…
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper, then…Oh, my goodness, you forgot to pull your zipper down!
If you don’t learn to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh at when you are old.
Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald, they don’t recognize you.
Ahh, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.
One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.
You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?
Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want to people to know “why” I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it’s called golf.

Data Warehouse Database Administrator to serve as a Business Objects Administrator reqd.

Data Warehouse Database Administrator to serve as a Business Objects Administrator reqd.

Location- MI

Rate- Open

Duration- 1 year



The Data Warehouse Database Administrator to serve as a Business Objects Administrator is responsible for the availability, safety and usefulness of the ****** Business Objects (BO) environment.

• Maintaining all BO user accounts and controlling user’s access to ******* BO reports.

• Maintaining all ODBC connections to respective data warehouse databases.

• Maintaining print queues and coordinates printing related activities with Consolidate Print Center (CPC).

• Publish Crystal Reports into Business Objects.

• Scheduling reports and verification reports ran at scheduled date/time.

• Coordinating/executing re-runs of reports when required as corrective action to issues.

• Troubleshooting any issues with Reports or the Business Objects Application (Technical support to End Users).

• Central point of contact for all questions related to the BO environment.

• Meeting with ****** customers to discuss supporting activities. (Bi-weekly DW Projects meeting)

• Maintain web based end user training manual.

• Provide one on one support for ****** developers and end users to assist them in accomplishing their data reporting needs.

• Oversee Business Objects enterprise environment changes, working with other departments to ensure modifications to the BO environment are properly planned and tested.



Required Experience

• 4+ Years Business Objects Administrator Experience.

• 3+ Years Business Objects Universe Development Experience.

• Business Intelligence Tools: Business Objects, Micro Strategy, Crystal Reports.

• Business Objects Version XI r2 and 3.1 Experience.

• Business Objects WEBi and InfoView Training Experience.

• 3+ Years Business Objects Report Developer.


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REVWAYS CORP

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Need immediately SQL Server Developer // Minneapolis, MN (Local or Tri State consultants)

Dear Folks,
Wishes for the Day !!!
We Need consultant for SQL Server Developer
Please share suitable profiles to sam@panzersolutions.com

Job Title : SQL Server Developer
Location : Minneapolis, MN (Local or Tri State consultants)
Duration : 6 + Months
Rate : $45/Hr

Requirements:
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2. SQL DB Development experience in building large scale business applications
3. Need to have strong SSIS experience in SQL Server 2005 and 2008
4. Expert level database development using Views, Stored Procedures, Triggers etc
5. Must be a self starter, highly analytical, flexible, works with minimum to no supervision and gets things done
6. Takes initiative, understands complex applications quickly and delivers tasks on time with good quality
5. Experience in database modeling
8. Manager is seeking a candidate who has development experience with large transactional environments!!
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Java Developer ( Web Services,Axis, Spring),Fairfield CA,6+ Months

Title: Java Developer ( Web Services,Axis, Spring)


Location: Fairfield CA

Duration: 6+ months


Job Summary:

Essential functions:



* Ensure that deliverables are of high quality including software coding, and product & process documentation.
* Contribute significantly to solutions that deliver an excellent end-to-end customer experience
* Provide quality assurance and technical evaluations on key projects
* Design software from functional requirements and specifications



Qualifications:



* Bachelor*s degree in computer science or related disciple; masters preferred
* 7+ years overall Java development experience
* Proven track record using OOD design techniques and patterns in an *Agile* environment
* Demonstrated experience developing high performance, distributed Java powered web applications and SOA solutions
* Excellent knowledge and experience building SOAP web services
* Demonstrated real-world experience using open source frameworks like Spring, Hibernate, etc.
* Demonstrated experience with latest J2EE platform technologies (JPA 2.0, JMS, JAX-WS, JAX-RS, etc.)
* Demonstrated experience with open source Java web services frameworks like Axis, Axis2, CXF, Jersey, Restlet etc.
* Experience developing and deploying applications to multiple application servers and servlet containers (JBoss, Tomcat, Resin, Glassfish, etc.)
* Experience with IntelliJ IDEA, Maven, Ant, Continuum is a plus



Thanks & Regards,
Neeraj Sharma (Technical Resource Specialist).

FCS Software Solutions, www.fcsltd.com
Email: nsharma10@fcsltd.com
Phone: 866-399-6360 ext 4832.

Thursday, 15 December 2011

Blog title...

On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife.

The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumoured to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.

After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the medicine man and wondered what he was in for.

The old man handed a potion to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned,” This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful and then say '1-2-3.' "

When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want."

The man was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?"

"Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,'" he responded, "but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."

He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom.

When she came in, he took off his clothes and said,"1-2-3!" Immediately, he was the manliest of men.

His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes and then she asked "What was the 1-2-3 for?"

And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.

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Monday, 12 December 2011

How To Get Blood In An Emergency...

How To Get Blood In An Emergency...



Now it has become easier to get the blood we need.

All you have to do is just type "BLOOD and send SMS to 96000 97000" (in India )

EX: "BLOOD B+"

A BLOOD DONOR WILL CALL YOU within minutes!!

So please pass this message to all. It certainly would save many lives.

It's a Must to Know & Share. Please do it now....

Death came to a guy

Death came to a guy and said,"My friend today is your day "

The guy said,"But I am not ready!".

Then death said,"Well your name is the next on my list...".

So the guy told death,"Ok why don't you take a seat and I will get you something to eat before we go?".

Then death said,"All right...".

The guy gave death some food with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.

The guy took the list & removed his name from top of the list to the bottom of the list.

When death woke up he said to the guy, "I will start from the bottom of the list because you have been so very nice to me.."

God is never wrong

A king who did not believe in the goodness of God, had a slave who, in all circumstances, said: My king, do not be discouraged, because everything God does is perfect, no mistakes!

One day they went hunting and along the way a wild animal attacked the king. His slave managed to kill the animal, but could not prevent his majesty losing a finger.

Furious and without showing his gratitude for being saved, the nobleman said "Is God good? If He was good, I would not have been attacked and lost my finger."

The slave replied: "My king, despite all these things, I can only tell you that God is good, and he knows "why" of all these things. What God does is perfect. He is never wrong!"

Outraged by the response, the king ordered the arrest of his slave.

Later, he left for another hunt and was captured by savages who made human sacrifices.

In the altar, ready to sacrifice the nobleman, the savages found that the victim had not one of his fingers, so he was released. According to them, it was not so complete to be offered to the gods.

Upon his return to the palace, he authorized the release of his slave that he received very affectionately.

"My dear, God was really good to me! I was almost killed by the wild men, but for lack of a single finger, I was let go! But I have a question: if God is so good, why did he allow me to put you in jail?"

"My King, if I had gone with you in this hunt, I would have been sacrificed for you, because I have no missing finger, therefore, remember everything God does is perfect. He is never wrong."

Often we complain about life, and negative things that happen to us, forgetting that nothing is random and that everything has a purpose.

Every morning, offer your day to God, don't be in a rush.

Ask God to inspire your thoughts, guide your actions, and ease your feelings. And do not be afraid. God is never wrong!

You know why this message is for you? I do not know, but God knows, because he never makes mistakes.......

The path of God and his word is perfect, without impurities. He is the way of all those who trust in Him.

What you do with this message is up to you. May God put in your heart the desire to send it to someone. God knows why He choose you to receive this message. Please bless someone with it.

God is never wrong

Goodbye Prayer

A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying: "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and goodbye Grandpa."

The father asked, "Why did you say goodbye Grandpa?"

The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."

The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence.

A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this: "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and goodbye Grandma." The next day the grandmother died.

"Holy Moley, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say: "God bless Mommy and goodbye Daddy." He practically went into shock.

He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he

Would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound.

Finally, midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home. When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?"

He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."

She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning my golf professor dropped dead in the middle of my lesson.
Interesting Year 1981
1. Prince Charles got married.
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe .
3. Australia lost the Ashes.
4. The Pope died.
Interesting Year 2005
1. Prince Charles got married.
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe .
3. Australia lost the Ashes.
4. The Pope died.
What is common between clouds and wife !!!!!!!

When both are not around,

+
+
We call it a bright day.
Dr Abdul Kalaam....

"It Is Very Easy To Defeat Someone, But It Is Very Hard To Win Someone"
Shakespeare....

"Coin Always Makes Sound But The Currency
Notes Are Always Silent. So When Your Value Increases
Keep Yourself Calm and Silent"
Hitler....

"When You Are In The Light, Everything
Follows You,
But When You Enter Into The Dark, Even Your Own Shadow Doesn't Follow You."
William Arthur....

"Opportunities Are Like Sunrises,
If You Wait Too Long You Can Miss Them".
Shakespeare....

"Laughing Faces Do Not Mean That There Is Absence Of Sorrow!
But It Means That They Have The Ability To Deal With It".
Abraham Lincoln....

"If friendship is your weakest point then you are the strongest person in the world"
Einstein....

"I am thankful to all those who said NO to me
It's because of them I did it myself.."

Sunday, 4 December 2011

website designer

Welcome to Neeraj Sharma Website Designer : A leading web designer Delhi. My approach and methodology makes us different and more competitive from competition. I provide total web solutions to end users. Whether you want to create a new website or have a one that requires changes, i am capable to provide solutions which satisfy your needs.


I have expertise in developing innovative websites – with both static and dynamic solutions using a variety of tools including HTML, PHP, Java, Flash, ASP.net etc.. to meet your specific needs and budget. From the beginning, i emphasis on designing and developing all our sites keeping in mind the Search Engine Optimization on the web.


I have a group of very experienced and talented programmers, web designers, print designers, web/database programmers, web marketing experts, photographers, digital artists, graphic designers who combine together as a unified team on a project in hand and exceptional solutions based on our clients needs.


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Neeraj Sharma


Welcome to Neeraj Sharma Website Designer : A leading web designer Delhi. My approach and methodology makes us different and more competitive from competition. I provide total web solutions to end users. Whether you want to create a new website or have a one that requires changes, i am capable to provide solutions which satisfy your needs.


I have expertise in developing innovative websites – with both static and dynamic solutions using a variety of tools including HTML, PHP, Java, Flash, ASP.net etc.. to meet your specific needs and budget. From the beginning, i emphasis on designing and developing all our sites keeping in mind the Search Engine Optimization on the web.


I have a group of very experienced and talented programmers, web designers, print designers, web/database programmers, web marketing experts, photographers, digital artists, graphic designers who combine together as a unified team on a project in hand and exceptional solutions based on our clients needs.


web Design Delhi, website design services, web development, search engine optimization, ecommerce solutions, webdesign solutions, custom website,website redesign, website designers,  Graphic Design Service, Flash multimedia website.


Design your website in affordable price





Web design is the process of planning and creating a website. Text, images, digital media and interactive elements are shaped by the web designer to produce the page seen on the web browser. Web designers utilize markup language, most notably HTML for structure and CSS for presentation to develop pages that can be read by web browsers.
As a whole, the process of web design includes conceptualization, planning, producing, post-production, research, advertising as well as media control that is applied to the pages within the site by the designer or group of designers with a specific purpose. The site itself can be divided into its main page, also known as the home page, which cites the main objective as well as highlights of the site's daily updates; which also contains hyperlinks that functions to direct viewers to a designated page within the site's domain.


Ideally, web designers should strive to write code that is valid HTML and CSS. In doing so it makes it easier to correct problems, edit pages, or update pages. HTML and CSS are the fundamental technologies for building Web pages: HTML (html and xhtml) for structure, CSS for style and layout, including WebFonts.[2] By separating the presentation style of documents from the content of documents, CSS simplifies Web authoring and site maintenance.[3] For example, having a separate CSS file allows for aesthetic changes to be made to the entire site rather than to just a single page. If CSS rules are included within a single HTML page, changes would have to be made to each and every page. The reasoning is that HTML should only be used for raw content and CSS be used to manipulate the content for aesthetic style.



HTML/XHTML


XHTML is currently the most widely used standard among browsers, despite the fact that the new standard, HTML 5, is available but only supported by the most current browsers. XHTML is a family of current and future document types and modules that reproduce, subset, and extend HTML 4. It extends HTML 4 by utilizing Extensible Markup Language (XML), which is a language that is designed to carry data, not display it. By combining HTML with XML it retains the flexibility of HTML but allows for cleaner, well-formed coding. What this means is that a web page can now have dynamic, interactive content as XHTML is actually an XML application.

Initial website designs normally need small tweaks and changes after they go live, but major updates and re-designs may be undertaken periodically.
Changes to websites almost always provoke a backlash from its regular users. The reason for this is primarily that change is disruptive to the user: for example, the link that the user previously learned was always in the lower left corner is now "missing", and the user must search the page to discover its new location. The user is disoriented, frustrated, slowed down, and needs time to learn and adapt to the new arrangement. On websites with users who spend significant amounts of time each day using, like Facebook or Wikipedia, users normally respond to even moderate changes with noisy protests and empty threats to leave the website.
Within a few weeks or months, however, most users have adapted to the changes and no longer object to them. For example, the signature feature of Facebook, a news feed, drew millions of complaints when it first appeared, but users now say that it is an important and highly desirable feature.
Major websites may try to minimize this with phased rollouts of changes, testing the new design with a small number of randomly selected users, describing the importance of the upcoming changes in advance, and offering users the option of keeping the old design until they have acclimated to the new one. However, the primary cure for complaints is simply to wait.



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